Disclaimer: Includes considerable amount of saltiness (as the title might suggest)

So, to prevent tracking cookies, I first need to allow third party cookies. Those are the same websites that “value your privacy”, while clearly sending all of their users to their doom (And then complaining about users enabling anti-tracking mechanisms).

If you are doing this, you are a joke and you are not participating in the awesomeness of the internet anymore.

You can do better! Stop hurting yourself and others with those nonsense bullshit.